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10 November 2008

New York (Chinatown Newswire) — The Chinatown Soccer Club’s Coach Stochl has warned his players to avoid the perils of fame after two of them missed training to jet off to the West Coast over the weekend.

Brothers Andrew “The Midfield General” Sutherland and Peter “The Beard” Sutherland were both absent from the traditional Saturday morning CSC practice session and were instead pictured with snowboard star Shaun White in California (see below).

Addressing the issue in his customary Monday afternoon press conference, Coach Stochl said that any disciplinary issues would be dealt with internally.

“I’m not dumb enough to think that I can take care of my players 24 hours a day. There’s been one or two things that have got out in the media but we try to deal with it and try to be fair. Players will make mistakes,” Stochl said.