Vasel Earns Law Degree

21 May 2009

New York (Chinatown Newswire) — Tough-tackling defender Denise “The Iron Jaw” Vasel added an impressive diploma to her trophy wall by successfully graduating from law school last weekend, the Newswire has learned.

“Everybody at the Chinatown Soccer Club knows how hard Denise has worked for this and we are delighted with her achievements,” an official statement by the New York outfit read.

Coach Stochl went one step further by promising Vasel (seen below) a job with the team’s legal department at some point in the future.

“There is no doubt that we could use someone with her [Vasel's] experience both on and off the pitch to help us negotiate deals with players and sponsors,” Stochl said.