Triple Birthday

3 July 2009

New York (Chinatown Newswire) — Chinatown Soccer Club stars Kevin “Keveronesi” Trageser, Duncan Hamilton and Dan “The Danimal” Funderburgh celebrated a triple birthday prior to the club’s practice session this morning, the Newswire has learned.

Even though the trio reached a combined age of 107 today, Coach Stochl insisted that all of them have consistently maintained fitness levels that should qualify them to continue their careers at the highest level for the foreseeable future.

“Trageser, Hamilton and Funderburgh are pillars of our club and we are extremely lucky to have them in the squad,” the Austrian said.

The birthday boys pose with a box of healthy cupcakes from the nearby Babycakes bakery.