County Fair

31 August 2009

New York (Chinatown Newswire) — The Chinatown Soccer Club’s Coach Stochl and a number of his star players have once again been engulfed in controversy after attending a raging party at the studio of popular forward Ryan McGinness on Friday night (see below).

McGinness, who recently came out of retirement after several years away from the game, reportedly invited a couple of his teammates to a county-fair-themed party to celebrate the CSC’s convincing victory over bitter rivals Kang’s Young Bucks at Pier 40 earlier that night.

In a series of snapshots made available exclusively to the Newswire, club staples including Dan “The Danimal” Funderburgh, Dom “The Dominator” Neitz and Justin “Crazy Legs” Fines can be seen consuming large amounts of alcohol and engaging in outrageous antics which somehow led to Coach Stochl suffering a bloody head wound.

Despite repeated attempts, nobody at the CSC was available for comment.

Neitz and Stochl made good use of a unique photo op.

Unfortunately, Neitz didn’t fare too well in the apple bucket contest.

Meanwhile, Funderburgh enthusiastically entered the pie-eating competition.

A valiant effort saw the midfield dynamo finish a respectable second.

Funderburgh also earned a silver medal in the grape-spitting contest.

Fines celebrated his goal against the Young Bucks in style.

Stochl, Funderburgh, Fines and Neitz were happy to raise their glasses and toast a famous victory.

Tricky winger Kevin “Keveronesi” Trageser joined his teammates for a memorable shot in the photo booth.

Soon thereafter, Funderburgh displayed his unique athletic abilities with a perfectly executed handstand.

Stochl with a bloody head wound apparently suffered over the course of the rowdy victory celebrations.