Vasel Passes Bar Exam

8 November 2009

New York (Chinatown Newswire) — The Chinatown Soccer Club kicked off its recent Saturday morning training session with a pitchside ceremony to celebrate Denis “The Iron Jaw” Vasel passing the bar exam, the Newswire has learned.

“I expected nothing less from Denise [Vasel] and she knows that there will always be a job with the club’s legal department for her,” a visibly proud Coach Stochl said.

Coach Stochl presented Vasel with a jar of Chinese jelly candy on behalf of the club.

Fittingly, the container was in the shape of a miniature soccer player.

Vasel was reportedly delighted with the impromptu gesture by her teammates.

CSC veteran Byron stopped by in his FDNY ambulance to congratulate Vasel.

Dan “The Danimal” Funderburgh executed a series of celebratory front flips as part of the club’s pre-training ceremony to honor Vasel.

Funderburgh’s rarely seen double-bounce front flip was caught on camera by Andrew “The Midfield General” Sutherland.