Sex Scandal

13 January 2010

New York (Chinatown Newswire) — Several Chinatown Soccer Club players are facing severe disciplinary action after it emerged that they recently took part in what a well-placed source described as a “sex party” at the studio of popular forward Ryan McGinness.

Surveillance camera footage obtained by the Newswire along with the official invite to the party and an explicit flyer (all shown below) will undoubtedly force the hand of club officials, especially since Coach Stochl reportedly attended the festivities as well.

“The behaviour of any individual that adversely affects the image or good name of the Chinatown Soccer Club is obviously disappointing, and we will be handling this matter internally,” a club spokesperson said.