DUTY FREE ITEM #015
17 May 2009
The Airport Friendly Laptop Bag
$139.95
(Score: 0.4)
Comment: Why do I have a feeling the super nice lady at the TSA Security Checkpoint will STILL stay, “SIR, DID YOU HEAR ME?!? TAKE YOUR LAPTOP OUT OF ITS BAG!!”
Me: “But, but…this is a Airport Friendly Laptop…”
TSA: “Security! We need a anal cavity and strip search over here!”
DUTY FREE ITEM #014
17 May 2009
The Marshmallow Shooter
$24.95
(Score: 9.9)
Comment: Possibly, one of the greatest inventions of all time. It has a range of 30 feet! It also has an LED sight and scope. Haha. Imagine they attached a flame thrower on the end of it? It would shoot out roasted marshmallows!!
STAPLE INTERN.
10 April 2009
Staple Design is looking for a few good interns.
Please send cover letter, resumes and/or samples of work to: theslave_at_stapledesign_dot_com.
DO APPLY:
- If you have an interest in what we do. You’ll be able to work in all facets of our business: Retail (Reed Space), Design, Consulting, Apparel Design, Sales, Distribution, Publishing, New Media, etc.
- If you are ready to bust your ass like this little guy shown here.
- If you know how to keep a schedule.
- If you want the opportunity of a lifetime to gain real life hands on experience.
- If you want your lunches paid for (and maybe travel).
DO NOT APPLY:
- If you live far away from downtown NYC.
- If you only need a seasonal short term internship. We need people who can commit. Most current Staple employees started as interns.
- If you just want to sit in a chair and design all day.
- If you need money.
- If you just wanna be “down”.
- If you have bad breath or uncontrollable body odor.
In internships as in life: You get out as much as you put in.
Good luck.
DUTY FREE ITEM #012
1 April 2009
Vuzix iWear
$249.95
(Score: 7.9)
Comment: This is either the greatest invention since the television…OR…something that will give you brain cancer in 14 months.
DUTY FREE ITEM #011
12 March 2009
PupStep Plus
$39.99
(Score: 0.1)
Comment: I neither have a pet, nor a high bed. But I find it interesting the things humans create for their pets. If an alien landed here, they would think pets rule the earth and humans are their slaves.
DUTY FREE ITEM #010
8 March 2009
Cuisinart Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
$99.50
(Score: 9.8)
Comment: Oh hell yes! The only reason I didn’t give it a “10″ is cuz I’d be 300 lbs after owning this.
DUTY FREE ITEM #009
8 March 2009
The Animatronic Singing And Talking Elvis
$199.95
(Score: 2.1)
Comment: Scare the shit out of little children!
DUTY FREE ITEM #008
8 February 2009
The Gravity-Defying Boots
$139.95
(Score: 3.6)
Comment: Great method for suicide.
DUTY FREE ITEM #007
28 January 2009
Star Trek Full-Size Captain’s Chair
$2,717.01 + $400 S/H.
(Score: 9.8)
Comment: Total chick magnet!!!!
DUTY FREE ITEM #006
11 January 2009
Teac One Step DVD/CD Duplicator.
($350.00?! I’ll use my laptop, thanks.)
(Score: 3.2)
